Movember has come and gone and so has Jim’s moustache. We had a great time reading everyone’s comments. In fact, we enjoyed it so much that we threw everyone’s caption into the mix and picked a random winner from over 60 captions. And the winner of a free 1 hour on-location photo session (worth $200) is…. (cue drum roll please)….
Below is a recap of the images as well as some hand-picked favorite captions to go with it. Enjoy!
“ I once knew a guy named Jim, Who could grow a moustache on a whim,with each one he does grow,all children certainly know,that they should flee from him!”
“Lost Moustache. Please do not feed. If found, contact Jim Schwaller’s mouth”
“Maybe if I cover my mouth, they will think that is where the sound came from.”
” I didn’t drink the last of the milk…prove it!”
“Medium rare please…”
“Rudolph, the Red Grilled Reindeer ”
“Maria, bring the raccoon and corn. The reindeer’s almost ready.”
“mmmmm, smells like Christmas!”
“not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache, Rosebud”
“Like the delicate grooming of a bonzai or a orchid, Jim’s mustache has been carefully crafted into the shape of the brontosaurus shadow that Little Foot mistook for his lost mother in The Land Before Time. Many have cried at the site of this most sincere mustache as a result.”
“Is that Pungent Smell of the Monkey Orchid or is it Just Jim?”
” If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody!”
“Mama gonna knock you out! Uh!”
“Look at me, I have a Mostach too”
“If you can’t beat him, join him.”
“Hmm, you’re cute but mine is better…”
“Find your mustache buddy today, I found mine”
“hmmm, still wondering if this suit was a good idea”
“This schwallerstache is the real deal “killerstache”…I will make you an offer you cannot refuse….Donate or else!!”
“Have you ever…killed a man?”
“I dream of dragon”
“The Man with the Dragon (scratch out Tattoo) Stuffed Animal”
“Jimria expecting their first, read more to see how they are preparing for parenthood”
“Your moustache smile fills up my otherwise blank space (substitute “world”, “heart”, “life”)!
“Hey BRO 4m the ‘hood,C U doin’ sum’ GOOD,stackin’ up the cash,by growin’ UR MOUSTACHE,ain’t no balderdash, (everyone pay attention)THIS IS SCHWALLERSTACHE!!